23-Dec-2021 Theme: 'Bad Christmas cracker jokes'

(1) What is Santa’s favorite pizza?

Answer: One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

(2) What did the plum trees say to the orchardist?

Answer: Prunus.

(3) What did the gum trees say to the arborist?

Answer: Eucalyptus

(4) What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?

Answer: Santa walking backwards.

(5) How do you cut a wave in half?

Answer: With a sea saw.

(6) How many reindeer does Santa have?

Answer: Two - Rudolph and Olive the other reindeer.

(7) Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married?

Answer: He only ever dated trees.

(8) What does the B stand for in Benoit B Mandelbrot?

Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.

(9) Why did the red-nosed reindeer cover his mouth when he coughed?

Answer: It would have been Rudolf him not to.

(10) How is Christmas exactly like your job?

Answer: You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

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