Quiz: Xmas Cracker Jokes

Bulletin of 25 December 2025

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Answer
Because they always drop their needles
What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?
Answer
A holly-copter
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
Answer
A Christmas quacker
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Answer
Rude-olph!
What do you call a magic dog?
Answer
A Labracadabrador
What is a sheep's favourite carol?
Answer
We wish ewe a Merry Christmas
How does Christmas day end?
Answer
With the letter ‘Y’

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