25-Dec-2025 Theme: 'Xmas Cracker Jokes'

(1) Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

Answer: Because they always drop their needles

(2) What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?

Answer: A holly-copter

(3) What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?

Answer: A Christmas quacker

(4) Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

Answer: Rude-olph!

(5) What do you call a magic dog?

Answer: A Labracadabrador

(6) What is a sheep's favourite carol?

Answer: We wish ewe a Merry Christmas

(7) How does Christmas day end?

Answer: With the letter ‘Y’

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